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FLAW Collective Presents: Alysbestos' Synth School (A.S.S.)

Think filters are just for cigs?

Is a synthesizer just a keyboard with extra steps to you?

Are words like "CUTOFF" and "ATTACK" scaring you off before you even hit a key?

Have no fear, come down to Alysbestos' Synth School (A.S.S.)!

Gear slut and theoretical electronic musician Alysebetos will take you on a (hopefully brief) journey through the basics of subtractive synthesis and sound design, followed by lots of hands-on twiddling and noise making!
In just one three hour session, she'll have you making beep boop noises which will have your friends, family and lovers asking things like "oh god why?" and "couldn't you just take up crochet instead?".

Limited slots available, so sign up fast! This is aimed at total novices, newbies, and people with no musical training. If you've already got a wall full of Eurorack and some ancient Moogs kicking around you'll probably find this really boring.

(Would be useful if you could bring a laptop with you but all necessary equipment will be provided. Alysbestos LTD will not be held responsible for any financially irresponsible synthesizer purchases resulting from exposure to A.S.S.)

So come into A.S.S. and play with her knobs!

Please note - this workshop is for LGBTQ+ people, women and gender minorities.