Whether you’re an indie-sleaze enjoying, Y2K misremembering zoomer or a jaded, CD-burning electroclash veteran, on July 4th we commune in the unifying church of BLOG CITY.

Hosted by your favourite meme page’s favourite niche internet Micro celebrities: Orderly Room, Love & Lust and Peggy Viennetta.

Peggy Viennetta

Forget about One Night In Watford, Peggy was bookmarking blogs when Hadouken! were still pissing their pants in PE. Part time Diplo apologist, full time Facebook enjoyer, there isn’t really anyone that can tell you that they were Bristols first Moombaton DJ with more conviction. Imagine that person that insists on telling you the name of the track that’s playing when you are just trying to dance but it’s a 6 hour video essay. Monterey 3ball to Seapunk, this is what being chronically online for 25 years does to a human being.

Orderly Room

Years of DJing industrial """post-club""" will take its toll on anyone, even the supple and versatile ORDERLY ROOM. And sure enough, after a 2023 wrist injury sustained while blending 18 Slikback tunes with a smoking area phone recording about darts, medical professionals recommended that the Bristol legend step back permanently from the decks. But retirement wasn't to be an option for long, for now a great evil has the Dared to gut dance-punk of its sex appeal and now wave its corpse around on a stick like the self-appointed star of an embarrassingly horny Punch & Judy show. The international blog house community is clamoring for a skilled selector to restore honour to the scene, but with 2 Many DJs having had enough and Justice just simply too cross, it falls to ORDERLY ROOM to step up to the plate.

Love & Lust

Whitby Goth weekend enthusiasts “Love & Lust” will be treating you to their usual selection of freek anthems, expect evil sounds and Nitzer Ebb ‘Let Your Body Learn’ on a 2 hr loop.